Friday, May 19, 2006

A DAY IN THE LIFE….

disclaimer: A work of a stressed brain's imagination only.
Is not an indicator of anything or anybody.
If you are dumb enough to think otherwise then you are exactly that: dumb enough!

800:
orkut.com
Y the f*** are these arbit ppl adding me… how do I get rid of it… do I have a conference call today… holy cow, I need to check outlook account…
Click… click…click…
Aah, no mail from the junta onsite…wat time is it there now?
Oktoberfest on discovery channel looked awessssome…sigh…
Its raining men hallelujah…
Damn this connection is slow…
S***, I cannot believe A is looking so good… last I remember of A was this nerdy pre-teen…


857:
F***! Its nine… think I should begin work for the day… f*** man!
Fwd:calvinn for the day!
Y does he always write it as calvinn??
He he,6 followed by 2 billion zeros!!
Think I should fwd this to Bangalore junta? Shit man, have to type out all the names… must create mailing list… no time man!
Click.. click…
Wat is the new dog called? Marma duke was the old one… if I had a dog I’d call it Dog.
Who wrote that book…
shit man, that was a bloody brilliant post…are they kicking ass or wat!
Oooh… where have I seen that pic before…

904:
Y the f*** is my comp so damn slow… WSAD, u continue to ruin my life…
Ok, tasks for the day are…
get outta here by 630…
get outta here by 630…
get outta here by 630…
buy mineral water bottle at 1030 break…
take 1030 break…
complete pagination for all the 3 billion screens by EOD today


“hello, is this a good time to call…. Was wondering in the …about the … wat about the sorting, is it in ascending or descending by default? ... ”

Load songs on media player and begin for the day…
s***, 9 hours before I hit shut down…
must leave by 630…

I think he’s forgotten to check in files … now how am I going to work?

“I must be an acrobat to talk like this and act like that…” man, they rock!!



1000:
S*** man, I forgot to switch on the bloody D@^#!
WEENUS… is that how its spelt? What did it stand for? Shouldn’t miss
today’s FRIENDS …

1100:
umm…pl can you jus help me out with this…”
Am I ever going to debug anything in my life without help!
see its very simple, you jus have to pass this object of the .... into the ... and then…”
ZZzzzz! Hebrew alert!
I’m on the highway to hell…”



1120:
Too late to take that break now…am dying of thirst here…
“hush, hush, thought I heard you calling my name now…”

1200:
Maybe I should go for lunch… maybe I should just finish this bit and then go…
F*** all, D@^#! for previous week rejected… and just why may I ask…
Yay, mail!
“please give module code pertaining to offshore”
“please clock 45 hours”
Hello, I am working more hours than that… cant help it if I keep forgetting to switch the damn thing on…
If I can go thro one Monday without having my D@^#! rejected…

1230:
Aah that time of the day again…
Rubber rotis and extra oily, extra spicy curry!
The long wait at the juice counter for a glassful of sugar syrup… some things are so comforting in their sheer predictability…
S***, today again… you have to turn the tap to get the water to come, u retard!

1300:

I hate post lunch…
Damn, I was supposed to finish all the tasks in my whiteboard by lunch…
F***, 5 hours to go… I have to leave by 630…
“… get unit testing done and log defects in tracker in your account…”
Futile exercise isn’t it especially since I am going to be assigning the defects to myself…

1330:
“…get the issues resolved in half an hour and then we can begin on the
Next screen…”
Mummyyyyyyyyy! I wanna go home, I don’t want to do another screen…

1430:
How the hell does one do this man…
I have to leave by 630 today…
‘…here without you baby, you’re still on my lonely mind…”
I’m going to put call to some junta now…
No I am going to finish all my work and put escape at 630…
“13a See tide’s turning in Northern England(8)”
Hmm…what can it be…

1520:
I am not going to be able to finish this much…
“have u begun on the next set of screens?”
“ no I haven’t… I’ll begin in a bit, as soon as I am thro with this…”
“… I don’t know which way the wind will blow… don’t wanna see you cry, I know that this is not goodbye..”
I have to leave by 630…

1600:
Hmmm… create new… .java…
Before that, put on floyd- the only way to code!!
F***! Server is down…
“..nobody knows where you are, how near or how far..
..shine on you crazy diamond…”
Test queries… F8…enter…shift+F7…
Spaceman spiff…
Aah coffee break time, that means time take a walk…corn and juice…
Maybe I can take the 520 bus…


1645:
Public…
throws ...Exception, LogicalException
{
if (…
{
String strError =


“…breathe…breathe in the air…”

1720:
I cannot, cannot do this anymore…
I have to make it outta here by another hour…

S*** man, this thing is jus not getting over…
620… 620…


1816:

Damn, I am missing that bus for sure… f*** man…
720… have to make it to the 720…

1917:

F*** man, this review is NOT getting over…
…aaah! Finally…
“… so we can have a call to discuss this now?”
NOOooooo…

2016:
Stop talking… stop talking…
Finally!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRgggggggh! F*** I cannot miss this bus!

20:19:55:

Finally made it!!!
TGIF!!!
I want window seat....
Perfection!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

9 comments:

alex said...

S!I could relate to some of the stuff...especially the DART rejections!!Sad,isn't it?

Anyway,I'm just wondering were you 'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'ing all through IWT class back in Mysore?
Cos that lil link (on the top-right) with my name on it leads someplace else!! :):)

me! said...

dude!guess i was! sorry for goof up, been fixed now. lets start an antiDART club!!!

Adi said...

finally...u updated ur blog...btw wasn't highway to hell by acdc...the link leads me to van halen :)

Trupthi said...

hey! duh... if "offensive" language is the best way of expressing yourself, then so be it! especially when work is so fuckin offensive!
looks like you have busy days ahead of you.. Good luck!

alex said...

So the Censor Board's paid your blog a visit,huh? LOL!

Arvind Saba said...

Ha ha ha !! I escaped infy! Muhahahahahaha!
The best part was that F8..Shift+ F7 ... Spaceman spiff!! Brilliant! .. Full respect only for u !

And who is 'A' ?

me! said...

A is an old school friend - re-establsjed contact. i get calvin fwds everyday-totally makes my day.

alex said...

I know you're working this weekend :(.But that's no reason to leave this blogspace unattended.

I DEMAND A POST!(by umm.. EOD Sunday)

Mekhala said...

Hmmm... Getting outta here is worth a hajaar sleepless nights of CAT prep.. wat r ur plans ,dudette?

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